Aubrey Plaza Is a Mom and Nobody Saw It Coming

Which chart-topping diva demanded her dressing room be repainted twice before the Vela Awards because the first shade of white was, in her words, 'lying to her'? Her assistant has since filed for hazard pay.

Ava Sinclair and Kingsley Roman sharing one milkshake and zero eye contact at a diner two towns over from where either of them lives. Convenient, or very inconvenient.

Lena Voss to her stylist, loud enough for the whole afterparty: 'If Delphine wears black again I'm suing her for plagiarism.' Delphine wore black again.

A certain brooding rocker known only by one name has been quietly bankrolling a rival band just to steal their drummer. Cardinal, we see you, and so does your PR team who is very tired.

Mateo Rivera leaving Naomi Fields's building at 2am carrying his own shoes. He claims he was 'testing the pavement.' The pavement did not comment.

A Vela Awards seat filler whispering that the 'in memoriam' rehearsal ran long because one nominee kept correcting the pronunciation of her own name. Delphine Cole's team says the accusation is 'beneath comment,' which is not a denial.

Which golden boy of the Vela Awards circuit has a clause in his contract requiring a private chef to prepare his mother's exact pot roast recipe on tour? Kingsley Roman's people insist this is 'not that unusual.' It is extremely unusual.

Naomi Fields and Cardinal exchanging what witnesses describe as 'aggressively polite' small talk at a gala, the kind reserved exclusively for exes who still owe each other money.